Toad Hall Pub

If we offended you with the first rule. Were glad we got it out of the way We dont mind course language. But someone else might. Maintain low tones No children at the bar… Theyre angry drunks Do not address your bartender as any of the following: beertender, tarbender, mixologist, champ, sport, nurse, beer wench, toots, baby, etc. Ask for our name and well be happy to tell you If you choose to break rule #7, we reserve the right to call you Miss Jackson (thats right, were nasty) We love talking about our bar, but if you begin a sentence with, you know what you should do… stop. We dont come to your house and tell you where to put the couch. If we listened to everyone with a bright idea, youd be eating a fried bologna sandwich served by a singing waiter on roller skates in a cowboy hat and sitting next to a black lit cage dancing monkey Dont touch the staff. Respect our personal space and remember, we have easy access to knives Relax, have fun, and laugh a little. It will keep you young. Copyright © 2020 Toad Hall – All Rights Reserved.